i just wanna soil my oats bro
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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