I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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