eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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