Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
The air was thick with penises
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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