i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
