it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Randomize
