Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
