He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
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and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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