I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
These tits shall not be calmed
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