That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Randomize
