I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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