He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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