I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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