just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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