we have officially lost it.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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