Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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