all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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