Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm at about main and main street
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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