Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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