dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Randomize
