Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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