It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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