My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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