i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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