and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
His hands were made for my vagina.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Randomize
