She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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