You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
