"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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