Can Purell be used as lube?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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