When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
He felt like a one man threesome
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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