Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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