i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Randomize
