yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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