Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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