I think my vagina is haunted
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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