One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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I need you to use more vowels.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Randomize
