Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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