i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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