So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
i think my cat just said my name.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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