yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
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