Tell her she can't have a vagina
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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