I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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