mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
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