You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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