doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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