I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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