that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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