yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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