You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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