Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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