He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Watching her eat just hurts me
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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