Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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