He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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