The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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