He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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