In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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