been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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